The best insult you have ever given?
 

Inspired by that other thread...so which is your best?
(I'll post mine as soon as I remember one :bored:)

I fail at insults, I just say 'Your face' or 'Your mam' when someone insults me, it shuts them up and its easy.

One of mine is..

Babe? Is your dentist blind? Why the ******* hasn't he given you braces?

iv had my fair share of slagging matches but i cant remember them all. mine are usually pretty good though, its a gift lol.

Mine are far too good for this thread..

*stomps off*


:wavey: Chewy.. :tongue:

Hmm. So many to choose from hehe. Ooh here one from today, this fat biotch was like '**** you gay ****' and i was like 'excuse me, fat bitch' and she was all getting her bitchy crew on me, so which i replied:

'You are a trampy little dog. Actually, scratch that, there's nothing little about you, except probably your IQ.'

Needless to say she has yet to confront me again.

Your hair smells like a farm, what have the horses done to you? Why do you have to steel their hair for?

Did you sleep in a dustbin last night? Not even acid will get rid of your smell!

:xyxwave:


I remembered one

Someone had just told me to stop getting the boom in shot (even though I was meant to do) cause it wasnt funny anymore, so I replied

"The only reason I keep getting it in ****ing shot is cause we keep having to do it cause you keep ****ing up you silly cow" :angel:

Idk, wayyyyyyy to many insults to choose one of the top of my head. I'll have a think about it.

Probably something short and snappy like 'Get lipo', but yeah idk.

Hmm...not sure. I have plenty.

loukas sees arch enemy girl bitch in school

Loukas: Look what the cow dragged out of bed this morning

Bitch: Actually my mum dragged me out of bed this morning

Loukas: Oh i knew that already, bitch what is up with your hair looks like a cat has died on your head.

Bitch: At least i don't look like a tramp, look at your hair, long and nasty.

Loukas: At least my hair is real, bitch you can't afford hair of your own, you go down to the farm cut it off a mother*******ing horse and pritt stick it to your head. WHAT DID THE HORSE DO TO YOU MAN!!?

Bitch: Oh ******* off.

Loukas: I thought i recognize you! Your famous, in every phone box in Britain and i quote 'Best ****** Sex'

Bitch: You a boy or a girl Loukas?

Loukas: I was about to say the same dam thing? I mean between your saggy tits, your failed attempt at makeup and your moustache couldn't tell.. Been debating since i caught eyes on your trampy self!

Bitch: Eww.. *Walks Away*

Loukas: Don't Trip Over Your Tits Bitch!


I WENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTT!!!

:bigsmile:

So many looool. I used one today with this stupid bitch from college.

I know that the pig flu is nothing to joke about...but she was being a tw*t.

She came into the lesson going "I've got pig flu me, i'm dying, i may need to take some time off college". She didn't look ill at all, she was a s gobby as usual, she kept going around and asking for peoples attention, she got to me and went "Can you believe that i've got pig flu" i just turned and said "Yeah, i had an idea that the PIG!!!! flu would get you before anyone else".

It's not a good comeback really, but you had to be there lol.

hahahahhahahahah EPIC!

Thanks lol :thumbs2:

"Your gay."



Lol, no i dont bother its just like **** off the usual... and with mates usuall play fighting but still hitting quite hard lol.

People always give me insults. *cries*

I can't really remember any good insullts.

It's best to do it in Latin

It infuriates them when they have no idea what you said. :devil:

Give them the truth, yeah the real truth... The ugly truth cuts deep.

I dont really insult people that much?
But i dont normally say like long dragged out ones like loukas.

Its normally like:

"**** off you buck toothed prick" or something stupid like that lmao.

x

Oooh, I have too many to list

''What are you looking at?''

- ''you tell me''

That always shuts them up :laugh:

Do people actually talk like that? :shocked:

'Do you know what ? You smell exactly like your mum's vagina. It's curious because I smelled the same after I *****ed her, weird isn't it ? Looks like you did the same thing I did. She is hot, dude.'

Everybody started laughing in the bar, the guy was SO humiliated.

Yeah, I'm not the person you want to mess with, especially at night. :hugesmile:

that won't work once you leave the creche

I just enjoy calling stuck-up girls Slappers or slags.