Goodbye Cruel world...
 

I'm cooking pork chops for tea :laugh:

(Please note pork is safe to eat :nono:)

Mods - feel free to merge this post if need be :whistle:

Check the back to see where the pork chops are from

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Or just eat it raw, like a real man! GRRR! Grrr! Gur.

Good way to save money this week... go buy some mexican pork! Must be going for peanuts

They sell Mexican pork? Thought it was UK pork and other European?

My Favourite Butcher in the Grainger Market, Newcastle

Haha, best of luck Sticks :tongue:

I think I'd quite like to have swine flu; you'd be famous and it's not even lethal if you spot it early enough (apparently...)!

God you're a strange boy Greg lol

All jokes aside (you were joking... right? RIGHT?!) I'm a bit nonplussed by the whole "this is life threatening" stuff - there was mass panic over SARS and Avian Flu a couple of years ago, and I'm sure plenty of other "pandemics" too - why is this one any different? I'm not worried, personally.

I'm not worried either. It's pretty well controlled as far as I know. The only people who are at serious risk are those with no access to anti-viral drugs.



Edit to add: I'm pretty much always joking.. except when I'm not.. :wink: (you see what I did there.. no? me either... )

For some reason this song came to mind




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I'm rather shiting onself. I've stroke rather unlucky in that both of my parents have self-attacking immune systems. Brilliant.

Whatever you do, don't touch the cheeky Volvic :mad:

It's too late Matt, you can't help me now. I have an exam tomorrow and guess what? I'm going to have a cheeky volvic!

(LOL I swear I'm actually scared I might burst out laughing in the exam tomorrow when I go to have a drink and try and be quiet).

LOL, Sticks!!!

I love that song........ :elephant:

Take Highland Spring, just to be on the safe side.. :wink:

Lauren, there is no excuse to get addicted to the hard stuff again :nono:

And taking it during exams? Shame on you!