The \'Too much information\' Thread
 

I think I've got a bug bite on me a*se.

Feel free too share too much information!


Edit: Thought i'd best change it for clarity! A*rse not Cock!

anti septic cream??

My asshole is soooo itchy right now.

BAAAHAHHA, Greg you've cheered me up and made my night.

-bows, and swiftly shuts down laptop-

It's all that Shower room fun with Shaun and Darenn, preparation is key Mister Zee.

Tee hee I've just remembered Mister Lee from Ministry of Mayhem.


MISTER ZEE MISTER ZEE MISTER ZEE MISTER ZEE MISTER ZEE!

I've just Had a HUGE shite!!!!!!!!!

Like a log and it slithered out perfect The colour was dark brown It flushed down well

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I actually just lol'd, loudly.

Too late for some booty call, dunno if i should lob one out now or wait til tomorrow..

Too late for a booty call? There's a concept of too late concerning booty calls?

Booty call as in female mate, not really GF but still do the naughties, or at times you make them think they are some kinda GF, but they aint... Booty call!

All women are booty calls, some just don't know it...

Same with all men, then, surely.

Ps. lob one out before bed. Sleeping aid.

have you had a **** today andyman>?

hahah ooooo im thinking about a dead hand wank?

ps.lauren any chance of seeing your snatch to get me in the mood ?

No Andy not today, not had the time, booty call at the pub tomorrow.... Oh and kids, please practice safe sex! Plenty of women sleep around, even the posh bints.

Lmao, how about no.

:nono:haha ugh.

fine then its back to ******* to fern britton :tongue:

Pmsl, don't diss Fern!


God I just realised I've posted in this thread loads of times and not even answered the question. *leaves*

I have a semi.

Detached-house.

i hope my dildio comes out clean tonight.






















i kid.

Just had a wank Over a porno with krystal summers in

I went straight to the point no hanging around Firm Grip 5 minutes later I blew my load It felt alright nothing to write home about

Just an average wank really I'll report back later

Andy you really took the concept of too much information, didn't you.

Lmao.

Okay now I have a semi. :wink:

PMSL. No I'm no good at this :(

I find readers wives better, dirty and more real! UK porn the best.

Fat bird going nuts in a mass sex romp with flabby folds everywhere and sweat dripping from every elbow and ass cheek.. Ahhh readers wives.

This thread is horrible, lmao.