| Tom4784 |
10-05-2009 01:23 PM |
Let's try to figure some out!
The Britney Bitches
a close knit group of lads that worship the singer Britney Spears. They are defensive when their idol is under attack from the Manly Men, their greatest enemies. Typical behavior includes Discussion of Britney, Ritualistic bitching about Adnan Ghalib and Kevin Federline. Other idols in the Britney Bitches' social circle include Blair Waldorf and Mischa Barton. they communicate through phrases such as 'bitch please' and 'IKR'. They are a fascinating species of Tibb Dwellers.
The Manly Men
The Manly Men are a rare breed in Tibbland. They like beer, women with big boobs, sports and hip hop. They are the natural enemy of the Britney Bitches and regurlary bait them into arguments. Their War cry is 'We're straight, we're here, we want our fookin' beer!'
Master Debaters
Master Debaters' natural habitat is 'Serious Debates'. Instead of arguing with insults they prefer to battle with facts. They are a territoral group and will rip anyone to shreds who ventures into Serious Debates unprepared.
The Cult of Disney
The denizens of the Cult of Disney are ussually inducted at a young age, typical cult members display attributes similar to that of the Britney Bitches in that they are known to defend their idol Miley Cyrus fiercely. Other artists that are part of the Disney cult's pantheon of gods are the Jonas Bros and Taylor Swift. A typical member lacks logic and thinks that Miley Cyrus is the be all and end all of Music. Most members probably know the words to the Hannah Montana Movie and dresses up as her on weekends.
The 'NME's' of mainstream music (See what I did there? Clever me, give me a cookie!)
Like the Manly Men this group is rare on Tibb. They despise general mainstream music and prefer an indie sound. They are critical of other people's tastes and look down on the Cult of Disney. They are often ahead of Tibb with their music tastes and support bands or musicians from before they are famous. Enemies of the NMEs include Chavs, N-dubz, Flo Rida, Tinchy Strider, grime and Miley Cyrus. The NME's idols include Patrick Wolf, Muse, Crystal Castles, Placebo, Ladyhawke and many other non mainstream acts.
The 'tibbs just wanna have fun' Sect
This group of people is very exclusive, their members tend to differntiate in member's personalities but they all share one thing in common, they all have a wicked sense of humour. Never short of a witty remark or retort, they wield Sarcasm and Irony with masterlike skill and often can engage in private jokes across multiple threads. They are the 'popular kids' of Tibb. Everyone girl wants to be with them and every guy wants to be them.....and vice versa for it's female members.
You can call me Sir Dezzy Attenborough now please. :tongue:
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