Haiku.
 

Oh seven carrots!
Why are you all so orange?
Red is much better.

Oh Shaun, i feel,
sorry for you,
i really do.

If you can't appreciate true poetry, then please leave.

thats not a haiku.
it is poo.)
i follow the rules

(a haiku has 5 syllables in the first line, 3 in the second and 5 in the last.)

Actually it's 5/7/5. :nono:

Bump.

oh em gee, babeh
JUMP IN MY PAINTED WINDOWS,
kk thanks shaun babe.

oh tempora oh,
mores oh the times, the customs
continues, always

why does noone love
and, oh why does noone live
wandering abyss

oh hay sia sia sia
HOW IS YOU TONIGHT? hehe
just wondering, baby

revising for exams
but nothing ever gets done
procrastinating

hello lovely mark
why can I not write haikus?
they are too constrained

typing in haikus
makes me feel like arista
hm, sign of the times

but do bare in mind
the time, which is 2am
so dont be so hard

None of you crack *****s
are taking me serious
go **** yourselves, now.

'growth'

the trees and the plant
oh how they grow so soft
i just want to touch

'shaun'

i dedicate this
to shaun, a somewhat freak heh
but he is my freak

Mark

Fabulous he is,
And tear your ass down, he shall.
Beware of the dog.

oh the beautiful!
oh the magnificent great
- Shaun! or so they say

Sia

I think she's swedish
or maybe she's just, like, weird.
I love her anyway.

'reply p.t 1'

to that, i reply.
it means so much that
my fierceness is known

'reply p.t 2 (the westside connection interlude)'

of course i am, but,
you are something even better.
for you, a hero.

Madonna

amazing artist
no one is more talented
then the queen madge

I Like a Haiku
It makes me feel warm inside
Like a hot Cooker

:tongue:

i'd have you find that
you mean "than" - "then" is different
"then" is a pronoun.

I have a poem I wrote when I was ... spaced out ... I feel I need to share with the world. Not a haiku, but whatever. I bring to you ...

THE POSH CHEETAH

[His a posh cheetah!]
Oh sing it loud!
[Whose a posh cheetah?]
Oh sing it proud!
[A ****in' posh cheetah!]
The one with lotsa money
Jewish ancestry
He aint funny, honey

Cheetah thats posh
Munchin his prey
Cheetahs got a glock
Watch the bullets ricochette

Black dotted ****
you dont wanna mock
He will **** you up with a diamond stud
And leave you in total shock

Cheetahs got a tele
Fifty inch, HD ready
He listens to Lenord Cohen
And reads Hansel & Gretel

Cheetahs got guns
His gonna have him some fun
Gonna shoot up a school
Of lil white llama fools

Cheetahs on the prowl
Cheetah in the hood
Cheetah in a bath robe
Take it off he should!

[Take it off cheetah!]
I said take it off!
[Take it off cheetah!]
I said gimme a growl
[Dance around cheetah!]
Open yo' mouth
I got a chunk of meat
Sing it and shout
Chew it with yo' teeth
Awful posh no doubt

His a cheetah
[A chiggidy cheetah?]
A cheetah, yeah
[Chiggidy chaggidy cheetah?]
His a posh cheetah
Dont **** with him, brah
Peace

Big massive to the posh cheetahs!
Two thousand and nine!
Nah nah naiii!