Natalie Portman\'s Explicit Rap (Shocking!!!) + Lyrics
 

this girl is hardcore haha
loads of explicit language
it's funny though esp when she says "suck my dick"




Lyrics :
[Interviewer] We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman
[Natalie] Hello.
[I] So Natalie, what's a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
[N] Do you really wanna know?
[I] Please, tell us.

[Natalie Portman]
I don't sleep mother****er off that yak and a durban
Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin
(Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick)
Yo, shut the **** up and suck my dick
I'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers mother****er
Pull up on NBC and smack the **** outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
What you need Natalie? (To **** all night!)
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat til your **** in my shoe
Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleanin
**** your man it's my name that he's screamin!

[I] I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[N] I never said I was a role model
[I] But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

[Natalie Portman]
All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman mother****er, drink til I'm sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talkin to you
(We love you Natalie!) I wanna **** you too!
(P!) It's for Portman! (P!) It's for pussy
I'll kill your ****in dog for fun, so don't push me (hahaha..)

[I] Well Natalie, I'm surprised, all this from a Harvard graduate?
[N] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
[I] Really, such as?

[Natalie Portman]
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a ****

[The Lonely Island]
Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah~!)
And I'll always pay for your dry-cleanin
When my **** gets in your shoe (What!) as for the drug use
Well I can't vouch for that, my dick is scared of you (ooh)

[Outro]
[I] Hoky dok... Natalie, one final question. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it... (Sound of chair being broken over the interviewer's head)
[N] No more questions

LOL, that was amazing. She looks so innocent! :shocked: