Woman bites lover\'s penis off in car crash
 

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

Just in case this wasn't already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman's husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to 'shake violently' - but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he's never seen an incident like it before.

Oh my god... I'm wincing.

:shocked: Rage for them:shocked:

LMAO!! AMAZING!
That would be so embarrassing. Ahh oral sex. Fun times.

OMG TOTALLY WETTING MYSELF!

Eww...

Oh. My. God.


I have nothing to say.

LOL! Knew you would all want to know!

I dunno whether to laugh/mock/sympathise or what to do..

Just laugh and then imagine half a cock in your mouth covered in blood.. then gag.

Just gross

OMG.
she would like have the penis in her mouth.

Hows that for Karma

=| Omg ew.

Good thing she didn't swallow.

haha could have gotten more than she bargained for, a nice delicacy

Omgg thats horrific!!! :shocked:

How can that happen! :shocked: Thats awful! Horrible! Tragic!

Do we need to explain it to you AMA?

I can draw you a diagram if that would help.. :P

Poor guy

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant

Lili draw us all a diagram.

hahaha

I would kill myself if it happened to me. I mean, a penis is so important in a man's life, I don't think I could handle not having mine (sounds like I am talking about a cell phone or something lol)

I hope the secretary did like the taste of it because it was her only chance to appreciate it for the last time. Unless she kept it lol

He could always put it on the mantal as an ornament?? Or his secretary could keep it? *box of memories* [bad spelling there]