What if...Big Brother moved to FIVE?!
 

Your worst nightmare! :devil:

Announcer: And now on Five, the Big Brother live launch, hosted by a random vagrant we picked up off the street.

Titles (a bit of mouldy cardboard box with an eye on being held to the camera).

Vagrant (Jim): Welcome to Big Brother.
Only audience member: Yay.
Jim: They said they'd give me food if I presented this. Lets take a look at the house (door falls off)
Jim: This year we have no garden, one toilet and a fridge in the living room, we only have a digi cam with a tape that can record for 15 minutes and we can't afford a Diary Room so they just have to talk to the camera for nominations. Let's meet our housemates.
(4 tramps stumble into the house)
Tramp #1: Where's the food?
Tramp #2: There's a bit of mouldy bread in the fridge. It's mine!
Tramp #1: Mine!
Tramp #3: Mine!
Tramp #4: Mine!
(Tramp #1 kills Tramp #2, but he is killed by Tramp #4, and whilst the others kill each other Tramp #4 takes the bread, bites it and dies.
Jim: Tramp #4, you are the winner! (lifts up dead body) Now where's me food?!
Producer: Actually, that was just a ploy to get you to present.
Jim: Grrr! (froths at mouth and bites everybody, turning them into rabies zombies.)

TiBB Member: (wakes up) Aaah! Oh it was all just a dream.
TiBB Member's Friend/Relation: You fell asleep, but woke up in time for Big Brother!
TiBB Member: Phew! Hang on, why's it on Five?
Announcer: And now on Five, the Big Brother live launch, hosted by a random vagrant we picked up off the street.
TiBB Member: Nooooo!

It would be the end of the world

I remember when WcW was on Five

It wouldnt be that bad five would appreciate a few viewers anyhow!!!!

bb on sky probs be good. cos they have the money and the aduiance , i think they will refresh it all :cheer:

I would watch it whatever channel it was on

what about if it was on sky box office and you had to pay £3.95 a day to watch the highlight show

Lol

If ifs and buts were nuts and bolts...............

If bits and bobs were tits and Nobs

i like five, it has home and away and neighbours baha

Mabe not big brother...
but i like your show. They could call it : Meal or No Meal :bigsmile:

If it was on Five,I couldn't watch it. We don't get Five over here.

When Robot Wars moved from BBC to Five it was rubbish. That may happen to BB as well.

Then i would go up one channel.