Do you have a ritual before you get into the bath?
 

Mine is to get naked.

actually running the bath is always a good start too

Having a wee.

I get naked but keep my socks on then do keep up with the sponge then i run down the street punch the lappost like tim cahill does to the corner flag then i go to my neighbours house stick my Cock in thier letterbox and shout " Waheyyyyy " the loudest i can then i run back to mine and into the bath

LOL that would be soo funny if you did that. Wish i lived next door, would give me something to laugh at

I put in some bath salts, pictures of Greg, scented candles, some of Greg's tears, some bubble bath, some of Greg's aftershave and Greg's corpse.

It's really disturbing that you posted this two hours ago without telling me and that people have probably come into this thread; read that and exited again.





I'm really scared.

Nah I just get everything ready at the side of the bath (I have too many bath products!).

Laugh at!!!

body brush for 15 minutes then shower
then bath then shower again

Ahahaha, I have a shower before and after too. Always a really quick one, but still.

i get a book ready cos i like lounge in the bath reading and put music on

I'm genuinely sitting here chuckling at all of that^ I dunno what's funnier.. the original post, or the fact that nobody posted after it...

I always attempt to take my mp3 player with me but then realise I'll just get it wet and get in without it lol.

I light candles around the bath and make sure that there is lots of bubbles and that I have a magazine or something near by.
Make sure my body scrub and razor is around.
Then I get naked
Make sure there is a towel
Get in the bath.

You need to get a waterproof case for it sol.. :thumbs:

Lmao, this sounds like an entry from My Life Is Average.

I always go for a wee. Has anybody else found that they always need a wee straight away when they get in the bath?

Put a TV in the bath.

I pray and hope that the bath monster doesnt pull me into the drain.... YES IT CAN HAPPEN!

Haha I was actually thinking that when writing it.