Big Brother Rhapsody *Where\'s the LF?*
 

All credit goes to Zimmy over at DS.

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To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.

Where is the live feed?
Why won’t they let us see?
Housemates in action
Poor excuse for reality!
Sod the highlights
Producers are shite you see?
We’re just the viewers, we get no sympathy
Because they’re crooked gits, before we know
They’ll have fixed the bloody show
Any decent housemate, will be going home, in the first week
First week

Denis, hacked up some phlegm
Then the mincing scots nutcase
Spat it straight into Mo’s face
Live feed, had it been switched off
Then Denis would have got away scot free
Denis, boo-hoo
Many thought you were so sly
Without the live feed you’d have been left alone
To Carry on, carry on, as if nothing much had happened

Fight night, Big Brother Five
The bedsit two were freed
Saw it all on the Live feed
Goodbye dopey Emma, you had to go
And tell the Jungle Pussies that you knew the truth
Victor, boo-hoo (he has got the sniffles)
I don’t want to lie,
The live feed showed that you should’ve gone and all

I heard the screeching of a lady-man,
Nadia, Nadia, she’s a dude with a fandango
Security was tightened, tension it was heightened, see
Marco Sabba, Jason’s got him
Marco Sabba, Jason’s got him
Marco Sabba, Jason’s got him by the throat
Just then the live feed cut to the garden
Cut to the garden, sent in security
Switch off the feed so no bloodbath we’ll see

If Ofcom get to know, they’ll take off the show
Endemol! No-, we will not lose the show
Endemol! No-, we will not lose the show
Endemol! No-, we will not lose the show
We must fix the show
We must fix the show
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Tell Davina, tell Davina, tell Davina fix the show
The twins will win, put a tenner on Brian for me, and me, and me!

So you think you can con me and feed me your lies
While you pick your own winner away from our eyes
Stop voting, for this **** they’re promoting
‘Til they give back, give back the live feed

Not one vote will matter
Anyone can see,
They’ve already chosen, chosen the winner of this year’s BB.

Vic’s still got the sniffles....

© Zimmy Productions. :bigsmile:

Love it:joker:

Don't love it. :bored:

So this is what people with no lives to lead do when they cant watch other lead theirs on TV. I always wanted to know.

Like it. How long did it take you to do write?