For self defence...
 

Stab in the head with a standard house key. It would absolutely cane. Unfortunately I completely forgot to do that when some twat started on two of my friends. :mad: If only I had remembered, I would have been able to jab him in the head and ribs... it would maybe even slice open some skin through to his skull.

Seriously, try getting a key and practise which way is best for you to hold it seeing what you could do with it. It's great for self defence and not illegal to carry around. :D

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The only downside is that if anyone who attacks you is wearing a hood, that would protect them. I suppose you could randomly stab around the face painfully hard. Sorry for the images. :laugh:

LOL!

Okay, i have a flip car key thats better lol.

Either way id prefer to kick someones head in if they started on my friends than use a key, im not a fan of using weapons.

lol take it seriously... it could do some serious damage

or wear a ring and use that

That wouldn't be any near as good.

well I had a scar of one for like 3 years

"oi, don't you move until I've found a good bit of your face to stab with my key"

LOL I can see that going down well :tongue:

Personally I prefer the thug route and just bottle them, esp. if drunk :blush2:

Meh, I might just get some knuckle dusters. Or would that be illegal in the UK?

"It's great for self defence and not illegal to carry around. :D"

Got to pick you up on this. True, while it is not illegal to carry a set of keys round. The second you show intent to cause harm with them, they would be classed as an offencive weapon and would be treated the same as if it were a knife.

Knuckle dusters are illegal in the UK.

Ah sh!t