Which person do you get on this site?
 

http://omegle.com/

It's like a chat room which connects you with one random person in the world. I'm too scared to use it incase I get a right weirdo. :joker:

some guy from canada
his spelling and full stops were perfect
he was ****ing terrifying

LOLL

weird conversations with people are the best

i feel i may have some granny.

'Hi Dear'
'ohay'

LOL umg

-too scared-

You: hi
Stranger: oi, tudo bem?

wtf

i lol'ed

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: walter?
You: no, lohandra
You: im from portugal!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got a 18 year old Girl who lives in Brazil lol

pmsl shaun

this guy named zack ditched me when i mentioned my name :/

You: hi
Stranger: r u m 16-18 hot italy usa brazil

lol I was ditech 4 times in a row after i started with 'ohay'.
i got and 18 year old boy from California now.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: chris?
Stranger: is that u
You: no its karl
Stranger: chase?
You: no wrong again
Stranger: gina?
You: nope its chris
Stranger: jessie?

You: 17 m usa
You: you
Stranger: 16 f italy
You: ohay
Stranger: wat u here 4
You: erm
You: sex
Stranger: samee

LMFAO

You: hey :)
Stranger: Hey stranger
You: hi :P
Stranger: Anyways
Stranger: I came on omegle
Stranger: Because I need help
Stranger: I have a question..
You: oh me too
You: you first
Stranger: You first
Stranger: Mine is rather long..
You: what's a clitoris?
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: So
Stranger: My question
You: ok
Stranger: How do you tell the difference between a GIRL's ass and a GUY's ass?
You: omg good question
You: i just look at the other side
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: Good one
Stranger: If you could though
Stranger: Unfortunately
Stranger: I have a mystery picture
Stranger: And I can't figure it out
You: oooh weird

-leaves-

You: Hiya bitchs
Stranger: 我日你妈
You: ....
Stranger: 你个老贱人
You: ummm umm yes i agree
Stranger: asl
You: Ya think do ya
Stranger: where are you from
You: The uk you
Stranger: bitchy
Stranger: you not us
You: no uk
Stranger: chia n
Your conversational partner has disconnected

lol

You: hello
Stranger: bonjour
You: bonjour to you too xD
Stranger: ca va?
You: sie?
Stranger: quoi?
You: die?
Stranger: quoi?!
Stranger: morte?
Stranger: tu est tres creepy
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: a ceiling :)
Stranger: ooh no.
Stranger: I'm going to have to kill you now.
You: oh ****
You: :(
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: it's unfortunate.
You: make it quick.
Stranger: Mmk.
Stranger: ok....
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: were done.
Stranger: do you feel dead?
You: a little
You: might just be a headache though
Stranger: Right
Stranger: that's normal.
You: How do you know? Have you been dead before?
Stranger: not recently.
You: ah that is a shame
Stranger: Mhm
You: so. Mariah Carey. Isn't she awful?
Stranger: oooh yes.
Stranger: most definately.
You: excellent
Stranger: whatever.
Stranger: I'm sure shell stop being alive soon
Stranger: or somewthing
You: I do hope so
Stranger: anyway.
Stranger: how is your life stranger?
You: it's non-eventful. yours?
Stranger: Same.
Stranger: Finals.
Stranger: thats it.
You: ...finals of what?
Stranger: School finals.
You: Oh I see
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: not fun
You: :\
You have disconnected.

that one seemed cool :( ^

Stranger: Hey
You: So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

Stranger: Indeed.
You: Why are you dressed so scary?
Stranger: wtf?
You: If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend
Stranger: Mean Girls?
You: , I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. Is not your fault you're so gap-toothed
Your conversational partner has disconnected


I gave someone the mean girls talk lol

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i wanna talk with asian lady
You: good for you
Stranger: what?
Stranger: r u ?
You: no
You: i'm lithuanian
Stranger: hohoho
You: it's not christmas
Stranger: whatever..
You: mhm
Stranger: lithuanian r asian too.
You: no, they're greek
Stranger: okok
Stranger: it s not a country in asia?
You: no
Stranger: sorry



umkayyy.

Stranger: hola
You: My name is Taylor Swift
You: you are
Stranger: habla espanol?
Stranger: lol jk
Stranger: my name is joy
Stranger: thats cool, you have the same name as the country singer
You: thats because i am
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well then i guess i shld tell you, i love your music
Stranger: my friends hate you
Stranger: and i have your cd :)
You: Think you so much.
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: well i don't know what to ask a music star...
You: lol ask me anything
Stranger: do you like tokio hotel?
You: yes
Stranger: oh cool so do i

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOL i think she might have believed me lol

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: helo
You: how are you
Stranger: fine
Stranger: student?
You: yup
You: you?
Stranger: same to you,university?
You: yup
You: im doing terrible
You: im on my period
You: it sucks
Stranger: you are brave
You: tampons are useless
Stranger: what class?

You: hello
Stranger: no ching chongs please

I have a racist chatting to me