Things you\'d like to say to house mates
 

if you ever got the chance.. .mine would be to lisa "i'll give you 10p if you show me your dick"

just because i think it would be funny to see her reaction

she's a friend of a friend of a friend so maybe 1 day i'll get the chance to

I'm amazed she's got any friends!!!!:spin2:

i no lol when m yfriend told me his friends friends with it i was oh gosh

Freddie : ''Just shut up. Forever.''

"Lisa, what is the point of you?"

"Freddie, how many moons are there on your planet?"

"Sree, if you touch me, I'll kill you." Not a question I know... but it would have to be said.

The problem being is he'd say ' wow thats like cooool' !!!
:xyxwave:

I agree but they all allow him to paw and constantly hang about like a perv, why don't they tell him to go away?:yuk:

Kris, "Your not hard so stop acting like you are you closet puff!"

Freddie, " Lend us fifty quid."

Sophie, " POP!"

Marcus, " You iz ze man!!

Seriously, it beats me! It makes me cringe when he puts his hands all over them and they let him. I find myself shouting at the telly...

Well I know, Mrs Slocombes pussy was livid !!!!

To Freddie: Whatever you are on, I want some :)

to Lisa - time to go get a job!

Sree, "can you go back to india please?"

A little contraversial there...

To Lisa : Shave that spawning hairy pink shitt of off your head.

Marcus - "Wash."

Karly: Ben-dover.

Sree - "Man up."

Lisa - "Get over yourself."

Noirin - "Anyone there?"

Rodrigo - "You've just won a million pounds." see if he does anything exciting.

Oh haven't you heard dear, she is going to be Dr who's new enemy!
Although many of us might regard her as an alien from planet attitude, Dr who give me some respect!!!!:joker:

Wouldn't it be great if he said 'Fcuk me!'

Kris: Get the **** out now!

angel are u a fkin transvestite
sree u silly wee f...ucker
freddy u stupid stoner
karly u look like bex from bb9
tracy are you a chick with a dick
marcuz your one ugly b.a.stard
cairon go eat a good meal u anerexic twat