I Need A Good Excuse For A Sickie
 

I don't wanna go uni tommorow, as I have a stupid fundraising thing that is full of straight A students and I have to be a fcuking "helper". Im not going to help the head stuck up they're own ass dick heads. Can anyone tell me a good excuse please?
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You have a family emergency.

You have a doctor/dentist appointment.

You have to mind your little brother/sister.

You have to be there for a repairman to come.

You have to go to an interview.

Hope they help.

"My mum has gone into hospital, she has had a bad fall and i need to be there with her."

Hey andyman :xyxwave:
Wouldn't be bad but mi mum lives in Brazil :joker:

"I have to visit court tomorrow, my mum was caught stealing jelly babies and i need to support her."

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"I have a porn shoot today with two Japanese women, sorry for the short notice but i am the stunt cock in the shoot."

I beg you to use this, they won't ask any questions!

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"The thing is, i have locked myself in the flat and the lock is broken, plus too high to jump out of the window."

I dont want to be too original, I have already used every single one in the realms of doctors appointments, and all they say is "why dont you just rearrange it to another time?"
My mate says to tell them something personal so they wont question it.

You on fire andyman :thumbs:

Say your going for a scan in hospital they wont ask why!:thumbs:

But then they'll be worried for me and check up on me with the doctors and they'll realise it was an excuse and they'll kick me out for faking cancer.

"I am dying."

I always used that one and it worked!

"A family member has died, i'm too upset to do anything right now."

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I have cervical cancer, they will be too shocked to question you!

I might use that one, seeing as my great grandad who lives in Jamaica is 94

Your migraine is so bad that you can't even call in. They will have to call you but you will be too ill to answer your phone, as getting up out of bed will result in you throwin' up! Try that!

Diareah. If they don't want you ******** all over the class they'll let you stay off.

"Getting my haircut today."

I have chronic diarrhea.

they'll never speak of it again. :thumbs: