If YOU were the new housemate
 

What would you do in the house to help shake up the ratings? Who would you align with and who would you argue with? and what would you say to Sree? :tongue:

I don't think you could say anything to Sree:laugh:

I'd hit on Noirin

Piss off Kris and Charlie

befriend Freddie

Take on Lisa on her own game

I'd tell them they are even more boring in the flesh !!! most of them
Dogface, you are shallow, Kris grow up
Charlie stop sneering all the time
Karly what's a personality?
Freddie and Angel would be the ones I'd chat with
Rodrigo, what the hell use are you?
Marcus this is 2009 !!!
Lisa you are so charming and tactful!!!

I'd be hanging with Freddie & Angel. I'd be plotting against Lisa. I'd be laughing at Sree.

I'd be hangin' with freddie where we will annoy lisa!
Pull the covers off kris and dogface when they're in bed getting jiggy with it.
Boss sree around! See how he likes it!
Chat with angel :)
And of course, push Charlie in the pool! See how he likes it!

Tell Charlie he is getting a bit of a gut! Tell Kris that Marcus is better looking and Heat wat Marcus to do a Body of the Week picture! Tell Freddie the PM wants to talk to him about doing a 'better sleep' campaign. Tell Sree that people are burning effigies of him in the street in India and that Noirin is really really disliked on the outside! Tell Lisa that John Lydon from the Sex Pistols thinks she is too girly to be punk!!

The rest I would ignore, leading them to believe no one is talking about them and sit back and watch the fire works! BB would throw me out but it would be worth it.

A big up to Bansheewails, 'the sex pistols' quality
But if I was in there I would say from the 1st day I'm thinking of going
When nominated, which is inevitable, I woul say ' I knew it'
Tell Sree that I can't understand how any of the women can leave him alone, ask cairon about rap but keep calling it crap
lol

If i was a housemate i'd tell Sree he was a creepy stalker and tell him to p*ss the ***** off, if it made me hated or got me up for eviction and i was evicted to a crowd of boos, i wouldn't be bothered coz at least someone would have told sree what they think

Yes, Id tell Sree he's a creep & a fake.
But I think I'd teach him how to cook bacon first.

I'd also like to dress up as Siavash for a day, that would be good.

-**** Karly.
-**** Karly and Sophie together.
-Make everything I could to disgust Noirin from Sree.
-Argue with Sree the rest of the time until he's out.
-Become a friend of Siavash.

i would stick a firework up my bum and sing "theres no business like showbusiness"

Id break up Krogface
Hit on Noirin/Karly
Be mates with them all
Make myself a favourite
Then nominate the ones who could be possible winners.

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I would commit first murder on BB by killing Sree
Then I would break up Sophie and Kris by shagging Kris
I would be Angel's friend and let her come out her shell.
I would also be friends with Cairon and Siavash.

i would go in and say hi to everyone and try and talk to everyone!!! i would defo be friends with freddie :D i would hope for a nominations twist and put lisa up and her mod squad up!! muahahaha

sree.. i would talk to him! and listen to his quotes!

what sort of person wants to hang out with cairon?????

Would be on Lisas back all time to see how she liked it
Would be friends with Freddie, Angel & Siavash
Would encourage them to stay up at night and play games
Would tell Charlie & Kris they were unpopular on the outside
Would tell Noirin how to get Sree off her back
But most of all i would enjoy it