NOIRIN`S PRAYER
 

"Lord,

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for Scree to stop being a creep

He is not handsome, smart, and strong,

And his willy don`t look that thick and long,

So help BB send me a man who makes love to my mind,

Knows what to say when I ask "how big's my behind?"

So as I kneel and pray by my BB bed,

I take a look at the w@nker Scree that you sent me instead

There`s noway that sleaze will get in my fecking bed

He thinks all the one liners about inner beauty and such

Will help him to get inside my pink panties....... ehh no such luck

So god listen to my prayers, as i get ready to go to sleep

Help evict scree, the sleazie sex pest creep

Amen"

By haggis :joker::joker::laugh::laugh:

ii know its not perfect guys, so dont be hard on me:laugh:

Lool

Sree makes me look less boring then i am
please keep me in or i'm back to been a bore


you should add these lines:laugh:

lmao :laugh3:

:joker:

Dull....:joker:

Amen.

excellent, A+

:hugesmile:

I second and third that!!!!!

:joker:

noirin boring, never,, its that pest scree, he turning her bb experince in to a nitmare, with his ocd manner when it cmes to her.

belter, funny as feck. noirin telling scree to piss off ya wee beauty noirin,