Dont laugh... just found this all off a site
 

Gotan the Tango God.

Here are some images of "Gotan", my Tango doll. I bought him a few years ago during a soft-drinks promotion run by "Tango". His clothes I stole from Action Man, but its okay, Action Man's a jerk.

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Although its been a while since he was discharged, he rarely takes off his old army uniform.

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He took a serious beating, but I eventually managed to get him naked and in front of a camera

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Here's a shot from the side. He always dreamed of becoming a dancer, but his monstrous posture prevented that.

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And from behind. His right arm got knackered in a helicopter accident during Desert Storm.

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Looking at his right side you begin to realise what a psychopath he really is. If he were even given a gun again, who knows the terror he could wreak.

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A close-up of his butt reveals a hideous branding acquired in an Iraqi concentration camp. I asked him about it once and he killed all my pets. Even my hamster, Billy.

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This guy is so scary. Look how tiny Darth Vader looks next to him. Thankfully, his midihlorian count is too low to ever become a Jedi.

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He's a mean singer though. Shame he's such a screw-up.

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Look at those demented eyes. Homer and Iron Man were dead 6 seconds after this photo was taken.

Some people really are bored... I got that off a site, all of that

cool

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Isn't that thing of that art show?

Lol!:bouncy:

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haha

haha good pix :laugh: