Best Way To Die?
 

How do you want to die? Can be funny, stupid, serious, or brutal.

I want to be a day away from my 100th birthday and get run over by the van carrying my birthday cake.

in my sleep.

ugh how dull of me.

I wanna be killed at someone elses funeral.

While having sex.
You're drying, at least do it with pleasure. :hugesmile:

talk about killing the mood.

cwutididthar? :tongue:

In somthing like a Buggati veyron..

Die in style.

In a Flaming Hyper car...

Two words : Auto Fellation

Another way to die is by laughter. Except technically its just choking.

Is that not just where you suck yourself off?

I think you're in reference to an asphyxi-wank.

No, no. I know what it means. Hey ... you could snap your spine in half, like!

That's a horrible way to die :bawling: Lmao.

(As if asphyxi-wanking would be any better.... ...fair point).

In my sleep, but that is boring.

For a more dramatic way to kick the bucket, I think I'd like my body to be attached to lots of meat hooks and then slowly ripped apart. :thumbs:

Another way to die, found this on a website,
Hammer a bullet into your skull. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it (a gun that has never been fired works best in this situation). Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will, most assuredly, be a hot news topic. You'll probably even make it on MythBusters.

not taking into account that there would be major bruising around where it entered and a hammer on the ground beside you of course.

You'd have blunt instrument trauma, and also a hammer beside you.
(Not to mention they'd find gun powder on your fingers, damage to the bullet, no surrounding gun powder... etc etc LOL).

I read once that there was a man who died 80 years old with two 18 year old prostitutes, high off drugs. What an amazing way to go!

Ugh, traumatising for the prossies though!

Playing Twister, it happens!

I'm dangerous in Twister, it's like a domino affect when I go down.

I read a similar story once of a multi-millionaire who was in his eighties. His girlfriend was 18 or so, and the old guy put in his will if he died during sex with her, she could have half his net worth. Otherwise she would get nothing :whistle:

lol how would they ever know? I'd just tell people we'd been having sex when he died.

But that would be fraud :wink:

Given that I was in a relationship with an 80 year old (hypothetically lol) - I imagine I wouldn't be past fraud! He'd have given me experience of faking things. Sorted.

Please know that Arista is taking notes..

Death by tram in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester

At least you'd be remembered and it would be quick!! Its almost happened too ... a lot :sad: