The Phantom Tattoo
 

I woke up with a tattoo on the back of my neck.
:shocked:
Its an outline of a star.
My hairdresser noticed it and went "When did you get that done?"

I was just like... "er, last week" cause I didnt want her to know what happened!

:(
I probably got it done when I was drunk out with mates.
Although the tattoo artist is NAUGHTY for letting me get it done. :nono:

I know someone who did something like this.
Except rather than a tattoo he woke up next to a man.

Hot.

Which is worse? ;)
aha.

I would have to say the second one

dont be so sure.

lol that is soo mental lol i got a tattoo but knew what was going on lol

Lucky :(

Im just glad it was a star, and not like...
a picture of someone.

Im guessing your gay.
I would rather live with a horrible tattoo than the fact that I had had sex with a man.

Btw, im not homophobic.

lol poor showtyme has to disclaimer his post with "I'm not homophobic" just because he doesn't want to have sex with a man haha. Aww.

Anyway, at least yours looks pretty. If you injure yourself whilst drunk you have that everlasting ugly scar to remind you!

You guessed correctly.
But seriously, try it some time.
and, I wouldnt have said you was homophobic.

I cant be focked to get banned again :tongue:
I just would hate myself if I ever had sex with a dude.

No

:laugh2:

firstly any respectable artist wouldnt tattoo someone who was so drunk they not aware of what they doing and secondly didnt you feel it during the healing with all the itching and soreness that comes with it

Exactly. I don't think a labelled tattooist did it to be honest. I know enough tattooists to know they won't do that.

lol

Oh yeah, I just didnt think to check.
It stopped hurting about 2 days ago, so...
im guessing i got it done about a week ago?

Lol wow this means drink less me thinks lol or not
btw was it something like this the tatoo


http://www.rankmytattoos.com/f/wmima...1599878007.jpg

This is a total wind-up in my opinion.

Any respectable tattoo artist wouldn't work on someone who was obviously loaded with drink. Alcohol thins the blood, so there'd be a right mess.

a tattoo of someone or someones name would have been funny lol

Plus there'd be the peeling skin, scabbing, blistering, soreness afterward that would be hard to ignore.

i was gonna say this, it makes it stickier as well doesnt it?

According to the guy who did mine, the blood just pisses out like a fountain when someone is drunk.