What Could The Housemates Do or Have They Done To Entertain You This Year?
 

Let's face they have done very little in the way of entertainment up to now.


Sree certainly cheered me up when he left.

Marcus with the Diary Room speech on behalf of so many people. Gladdened my heart

Noirin's mum and dad cheered me up by exchanging fluids and making her so she could become a housemate.

I want to see Kris upset, by a new h/mate making a play for dogface, or marcus confronting him over his vile attitude towards Freddie
I want someone to subtly stir it, not like Lisa, but without them realising, need a secret task at this moment, thar would get the paranoia going
They aren't the most exciting h/mates really so we need to see them pushed to do somethingother than argue all the time
Charlie is far to childish, they need a few more gutsy people in there, with a good sense of fun!

Marcus in the diary room... (Y)

my fav moment of the entire series, but it only occured because Sree was crying for attention again!
Think Marcus will go quiter now to be safe!

Mass Orgie. :thumbs:

I think to make things more entertaining they need to stick new, slightly oddball housemates in right now. One attractive female, two women who're going to not be in with the Lisa crowd and one guy who will grate horribly against Kris or Charlie, thus not in that group either.

I say, that gets my vote, especially the chappie that grates, I think we all wish to see Kris (mophead) upset and soon!
He is an absolute rotter!

Midget tossing

put freddy and kris in a small room n lock them in for a few days while sending in a beefcake to chat up dogface while kris is forced to watch via a tv screen lol.. i kno somethin similar has been done before but i think that wld be so funny!:flower:

Forget Doghead. Send in a beefy gay for Charlie and show Kris that on a tv screen. I bet this would upset him more to be honest. :wink:

A Waco type siege scenario. Big Brother wouldn't know what to do.

They would turn the cameras off but then worry about having no show. The bouncers would come in and all the housemates would say "Touch me and I'll sue".

All they would have to do is stock up on a lot of food before deciding to do it. They would be untouchable and hold Channel 4 to ransom.

I say old chap, hope you don't mind me mentioning it, but you really don't look to well, old sport!
Maybe some liver pills
Have you thought about a change of diet, or maybe a holiday, they say Bognor's good this time of year!

Marcus in the diary room
Sree random words
freddie with long sentence
dogface when drunk

Where do you think I got this fabulous complexion? :tongue:

they could really properly suffer

Pal of mine, Buffy Sinclair had a week at Skegness but then his wife ran off with his best friend, what?
Ruined the entire holiday for him, he does miss his friend!
Dashed bad show!

what on earth are you this evening?

:laugh:

They could all go home. :bored:

A massive physical brawl involving all of the housemates... followed by an orgy.

A daily roster where they sand their shins with a black and decker sander in return for booze

Rodrigo has cheered me up with his existence.