FED-OMETER: BB4 REJECT FEDERICO GIVES HIS VERDICT
 

feds column, if you pardon the expression:

Jun 4 2005
DailyRecord

DEREK Definitely my favourite housemate. He also wants to sleep with Big Brother - he'll have to get in fast, with Lesley and Sam around

MAKOSI Didn't struggle with the task of making everyone dislike her. Next week, Science will be set the task of sounding like a muppet whenever he speaks

KEMAL This year's female version of Nadia proves that Big Brother is like Oasis albums - constantly ripping itself off and living on past glories

MARY I'd like to see her witch qualifications as I'm not sure Johnny Rotten impressions with your eyes and watching a horror film once make you a witch

SAM In some quarters Sam is described as the house 'totty'. I find her about as attractive as anthrax.

Surely destined for Page 3 ignominy

MAXWELL My mum said this week that I look like Crazy Frog so I had a good look at it. While doing this, I realised the frog makes far more sense than Maxwell

LESLEY Every year Endemol spatulas some unfortunate on to our screens. This year's is especially repressed and I swear I've seen her on Trisha a dozen times

ROBERTO He reminds me of Darius and I fear he'll come out of the BB house and record a series of pre-pubescent, generic ballads for housewives

SASKIA Cheryl Tweedy's slightly less aggressive sister is coping well with her dog phobia, given the abundance of mirrors in the Big Brother house

SCIENCE With his rapping talent, he is going places - back to his mum's where he can have his old room back and be called by his real name, Nigel

VANESSA She talked the talk before she went in but now it appears that her only character trait is indeed her inability to actually talk

ANTHONY Seems he is developing a chemistry with the house trampoline Sam - just imagine the kind of children they would create. Frightening

CRAIG Clearly cry-baby Craig must have been placed in the house during a delicate time in his menstrual cycle what with all those hysterics

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if he wrote it himself, its pretty funny, especially the verdict on Saskia

Funny:joker: however maybe a hint of jealousy in there as he didnt get that far in BB4 maybe:rolleyes:

awwww Fed was kool.

Fed was a bigger bag of w**k than Roberto is

Naw Roberto is a real wanker. Just watching BB on channel 4 now and he won't give over.

well, fed was nice there wasnt he.

Big Brother fan Nikkos gives his verdict

Anthony: Smile pet, the camera is looking
Craig: The kind of lad you'd just love to bitch with while getting ya hair permed
Derek:Just look at his pic. Can't you just imagine him saying "I'm a llllady"
Kemal:The Turkish Delight. He's like your little brother you don't want to upset.
Lesley: The ultimate chav, one the friendly ones though.
Makosi: One hell of a stunner, easily the best looking this series.
Mary: Am i the only one that thinks she is "slightly not with it"?
Maxwell:He's a geezer...well personally that seems like him trying to give himself an identity. I'd least like to share a house with him.
Roberto: I think he is underestimated. The italian stallion as he is more effectiely known has more to offer i'm sure.
Sam: Really fake, nasty and sly. But she's good at it seen as though she's tricking half the peopleon this site.
Saskia: Does she remind anyone else of Natalie Buxton off bad girls?
Vanessa: Who?

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im sick of people posting threads that have already been posted its annoyinh repeating myself 2 times maybe even 3

It's part of forum life I'm afraid! It's difficult, especially when BB is on, for people to know who's posted what! I struggle myself but that's why we have the search facility on the forum to check if something has already been posted.