Karly\'s thought processes
 

Oh naw, ah’ve bin rumbled. Noo ra viewers aw hink ah’m jist a mingin slapper. Ah betta dae some damage limitation.
Ah know, ah’ll act like ah’ve finally goat tae unerstaun Freddie, Ah’ll say that he disnae gie me the dry boak onymere.
Ah hive tae be clever aboot it though, Ah cannae say thit it’s bin me an the rest ai the numptys ih’ve been at fault. Ah’ll hivtae say thit he’s chinged, thit he’s mer chilled noo, aye that’s it, Ah’ll cim acrose is a guid wee lassie who can see the gid in ithers. Efter aw, ah dinnae want te be up fir nomination next wek, n ah micht hiv a chance wi kris if that mingin hoor sophie gits kicked oot. Aye that’s ma plan, n it’s a guid wan.

I could actually hear her saying that when I was reading it!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

that was cool! u got her down to a T! Hate her & Dogface :mad:

Hahaha are you a mind reader by any chance?

Her 'all of a sudden I like Freddie act' is sooo transparent.

that was perfectly put. well done

hahah yeah especially now her mates are also up for eviction!! :laugh3:

Love it.

its like a window to her soul........................:thumbs:

he he he!

Part 2.....................................

Ah’l wait tae Friday, n ah’ll see whit happens then. If e gits kicked oot, then good *******in riddance ya wierdie…..but…..ih’ve he stiys n that bint Sophie gits kicked oot then fandabbedozie, it’s me n kris aw ra wie.

Mind you, Ah’ll hivtae throat as mich swally is a kin, mibbaes knock it aff th’ithers, kis ah’ll hivtae kiss that f**in hawfwit, tae make it seem real n’at.

Aye ra futures orange jist like that f**in hoors fake tan.

I became scottish reading that....that was brill!!!

Massive LOL

ohhhhh!! I feel another complin to OFFCOm is coming up for copying peoples accents!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
are you being aracist? "no, no,no,no,no, only joking" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

thanks for that!:thumbs:

Haw there haw there! whit dae ye mean racist? Ah'm jist as Scoatish as thon east coast bint. she's a disgrace tae the nation n ah'm no referin tae the asbos she's received as a result of her ower imbibing swally n causing fechts wher'er she goes. She even killed ma pet rabbit, it wis called borin norin.

Wheres mah fags? Oh their mah fags. Their bai that wall. Did yeh see how it's blue? It's like tha wall wus likeay blue ahn then they painted it so it's bluer. Ken know what I mean? Wheres mah fags? Oh, their mah fags. You know what aye likeay ah do yah? The colour blue ah yeah like!

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:so spot on the trout:thumbs::thumbs:

Ha Ha, Scottish has got to be the funnyest and coolest language i have ever heard

LOL he scottish accent is very confusing sometimes.

and read :laugh3::laugh3:

Brilliant:laugh:

Part 3:

Oi Fokkin Nohrehn near got meh oot. Fokkin cohw. I dint sah nuttin boot heh. Nuttin Ahl admit too anyweh. Fokkin 'ell.

Wilton your signature makes me laugh :laugh:

Yeah, now that 3 of the viles are up, Karly and Lisa are plotting to get along with Freddie to save their necks.

LOVED Karly's face when she found out Charlie was up - what an idiot. It's a game and she can't do anything about it, it's a kick in the balls for their gameplan though, and now they're trying to be friendly with Freddie, I say it's TOO LATE to take back what they did to him for 5 weeks.

Braw! Pure Rabbie Burrrns! Unfortunately I don't think "Karly" and "thought processes" are synonymous terms!:devil:

She's a fifer ffs, leave the slapper alone, its nae nice picking on her.

I do love her accent and her wonderful dialect phrases, even though she can be a first class bitch sometimes!