Davina\'s Eviction Interview With Kris. Sick Bag At The Ready!
 

"So you love Dogface then Kris?"

"When are you getting married?"

"Can i be a bridesmaid?"



Conviniently forgetting what a little sh*t he has been.


Please God,spare me!!! :bored:

davina should ask kris.. "what colour are sophies eyes" lol

and he wont know the answer! :laugh2:

Why are you a prick?

Did Sophie have a tug of your boat?

i have a strange feeling kris will stay in tonight :bored:
marcus will go :[

No he's gone Chels:thumbs:

Grace Dent to grill Kris on BBBM please

Echoed. Grace Dent is hilarious, she won't mince her words.

davina sucks!!

Can they crowd throw fruit and veg at him if he goes.... hopefully he will, but i think it might just be marcus... but yeah?

Some suggested questions :

''Did it hurt being born out of your fathers rectum?''

''What do you keep in that hair, exactly?''

''Give us a shave. Go on. Ah go on.''

''Is your massive cunt look designed to reflect your massive cunt personality, or is it all a massive cunt of a coincidence?''

''Coke or pepsi?''

''Can I give you a swift kick in the balls?''

it will be all about his and dogface's relationship. not much more. as you said.

unless, do they still have those two guests in the interviews? cos they haven't seen evictions for two weeks. if they do, hopefully one of them will pick up on his bullying towards freddie. ;)

''Is your massive **** look designed to reflect your massive **** personality, or is it all a massive **** of a coincidence?''

LoL

Ahhh shes the perfect woman for the job!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease BB!

She should wear some fake big boobs.
Cause he's "scared" of them.

I wish :whistle:

Hush Chels, we will have none of that around here thank you very much!

Chels is sending out bad vibes

Marcus will go know... .some retarded voters will vote for him....... :( hope not i really want Kris to go.... im sounding like a spoilt brat now!

LOL
no, i can just see it happening :/

In that case lets hope 2 go tonight, then it has to be Kris(mophead) and Marcus, but I hope it isn't Marcus! Maybe dogface as well might as well get her out and into 'Nuts' or whatever sad mag wants her!:dog:

Why are you making threads like ? We don't even know if Kris is gonna be evicted yet and considering he's up against five people he probably won't be.

She's going to baby him all the way through it, like Dale last year. :yuk:

if you replace the gr in grill with k now thats great viewing

Oh god, his "best bits" are going to be just him and dogface, will be the soppiest, most vomit-inducing ever!