Marcus HAS DEFEATED 100 KARATE WARRIORS
 

He has the MUTTON CHOPS OF HONOR TO PROVE IT:elephant:

its not spam..he said it last night

Sorry babes

i love spam sandwiches :lovedup:

I like Marcus but does he realize he's on television when he's making this stuff up?

marcus should present jackanory

He is a ****ing beast.

Karate wasnt started in Japan, it was actually started in Marcus's mums front room one rainy Sunday afternoon.

Was he actually being serious about that?! I've a feeling he had a dream in which he kept kicking his bedpost thus creating the injury and cementing the events to be real in his head.

Marcus would scare me so much.

Hes so "strong"..

by the time he'd fought off the hundred, his foot was worn down to bone!!!! :bored:

haha Marcus is BB10's version of Lisa from last year :lovedup: lisa... :)

Marcus probably meant 100 karate warriors from his action-man toy collection.
He really is a legend in his own imagination.

Just waiting for his "I met Chuck Norris and beat him" stories

:bigsmile: Marcus reminds me of Lisa from BB9 with his fabulous stories





I dont fink so Sunny Jim

reminds me a bit of the annoying IT guy from 'the office'....

I dont suppose anyone has a link to the karate vid do they?

Marcus Is the David Gest of Bullshit in Big Brother

oh yeah! THATS HIM!
...and he may have fought against 100 ninja fellas but now he faces Tom!
Maby that famous Martial Arts move "Egg on his face" punch will save the day!

Maybe Marcus can kill with his little finger, like that one from BB4, god love me I watched that!

:sleep:

Would that be the very finger he uses to pick his nose and toes all day with?
If so then Tom's a gonna.

when? prove it. or ****

Absolute B"""" Shite, I have been practising martial arts for ages, That was a load of utter rubbish, I wonder, if the man knows a single Karate kata. The big question. what was his academy/ school of Martial arts called/ else he is affiliated to.

M