Marcus thinks noreen is coming around
 

he can barely contain his excitement:laugh3:

deluded is his middle name.

Deluded is his first name...no means no:nono:

With his BB earnings I'm sure he can afford a special, custom made inflatable he can call Noireen, 'She'll' come round to his bedroom any evening.

including face paints and all.

Maybe an inbuilt recorded voice too that says 'no markus no'..just to turn him on even more!:laugh:

i just had a vision of luke saying that.

Does make me slightly concerned when he says he has thousands of "Action Figures" at home:tongue:

all he wants for christmas is a noirin action figure to add to his collection, maybe his mummy will buy it for him.

see i'm about to go too far down this train of thought but i'll resist it. he's a perv...end of

I prefer his story of the hobby of taking pictures of himself on the lav in various places :hugesmile:

His stories are even better than Mario's :hello:

i think the one about the church people coming round and giving him his only present, a bar of chocolate and him saving it for like two weeks is funny - charlie and the chocolate factory couture.
and when he had to fight 100 people and after all his bones were poking out or something LOL.

LOL - I'm so glad he wasn't evicted on Friday. Much as Mario last year, I like him for the ridiculous entertainment value!!!!! Just when you think you've heard everything, he'll come out with a new classic :pat:

mario was hilarious, lmfa0.

I was really sad when Mario went last year :-(

But some of his stuff was starting to get predictable. At least with Marcus the nonesense seems to be totally random so it keeps it fresh :laugh2: