Men are from Mars, Women from Venus, Marcus from ..............
 

.......Planet Claptrap.
Aliens from Planet Claptrap have huge egos and are totally deluded about themselves.
He is so creepy and perverted that my skin crawls when I listen to him bleating on about how he has the X factor and Noirin really does desire him despite her telling him he has no chance.
Watching Siavash, Freddie and the 'Know It All' tonight having a man to man discussion, proves to me that Men are from Mars AND Marcus is from the Planet Claptrap.
Get Marcus out next. :yuk:

.... a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away......

they keep trying to tell him that he's got no chance, but he won't listen!!

he was my fav but not any more. it's getting boring and i feel sorry for noirin. she has told him so many times that nothing's gonna happen and he responds by saying she's lying!!

uranus... no no hisanus

He's even trying to convince himself and the others that he is playing a game chasing her because it keeps him occupied in the house. If he didn't chase her to fill the day he would be bored.
He is a twisted **ick and lecherous creep.
Why Noirin let him spend all that time painting her back is beyond me. Why give him the time to stretch his Bamboo stick.:shrug:

marcus from.... now until the end of summer discounts on all harry potter merchandise at smyths for are most valued members.

He was spawned on Planet Hisanus but his mother disowned him and sent him far far away to Planet Claptrap where he is making a nuisance of himself before being terminated by the BB splat team this Friday. :xyxwave:

marcus from..... a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

I'm watching them on E+1...they are like three old women going on and on and on over the same old thing!
Wish Sree was around to annoy them and cause an argument, just come in and sit there and call Marcus cockblocker breath :elephant:

Maybe there's an advertisement deal waiting for pooh breath when he gets out kicking off about Listerine Mouthwash or Odour Eaters for large mouthholes.

Come on, with out this story wtf is there? Boring people, at least marcus tell the screen what he's upto and is honest about it. He knows he ain't gotta chance but is tryin god help him. She loves it, she'd miss his attention.

He is doing everything to have a grope. Simple as that.

... a pig sty?

Marcus is shear animal magnetism he's playing such a cool game with noirin and she keeps coming back for more it's fun to watch she's sooooo lost without the manly wolverine to keep her safe:laugh2::thumbs::thumbs::kiss: