whats happening in the house RIGHT NOW?
 

anyone know?? any gossip?? pleaseeeeeeeee

Producers are in the house having tea snd biscuits with the cast as they go over the script for the day.

I don't know we don't have live feed now.:devil:

The house has been set on fire and they are all running around.. they have barricaded the door with Lisa's body and are being saved by the producers.

Don't you just love a cynic? :kiss:

marcus has sussed out that kenny the benny is not a self made millionaire and hira has just realised that the lack of Simon Cowell means that she is not auditioning for X factor.

bea and freddie are at it,david is smoking with lisa,charlie is getting attacked by rod,dogface is farting,marcus is winking over noirin,who is thinking of tom, who is looking at himself while winking.

rodrigo raped tom

Rodrigo is claiming the weather is disrespecting him

Charlie is looking for the cameras before he acts

Noirin has written help me in the condensation on the mirrors in the bathroom

David is telling housemates how his cousin died in a freak handgliding accident and her dying wish was for him to be on big brother

Tom is checking his comb over

Marcus has asked noirin to get his name tatooed on her labia

and Lisa is debating with kenneth if she can claim back rent from the housing benefit for the time she has been in here

David is dead. YAY!

lmfao.

Freddie and Charlie are getting it on.

Marcus and Tom are having a fight.

Lisa is having a fag.

Noirin is slitting her wrists.

Siavash is running round naked

And Rodrigo is moaning because the tap dont work.

lmfao!!!! so funny!

Shocker :shocked:

Its IMPOSSIBE To know without Live Feed..

But I only know that theres a 99.9% Chance that Lisa is at the bus stop having Flash Backs of her days with karly and kris

LOL! he will be a dead goner by friday night :D