I was wondering if anyone can give me some advice?
 

There's a fit looking Greyhound lives near me, what would be the best way to impress her?
Please no 'racy' answers! :dog:

If I had been Half-wits dog you'd all reply!
Seems like humour is not wanted on here?

try a little sniff, then walk away, with a quick little glance back! The grey hound will come running!

p.s. don't forget the step ladder!

Thank you Banshee someone with manners and humour on here, now there's a novelty
Most of the people here just post the same thing over an over again!
Bet you look much better than Marilyn!

:blush2:

Why thank you Hell! Dennissabre thinks I look like the fat lady from Little Britian! I certainly hve curves , but not always in the right plaaces!

Oneof the few members on here that isn't like a sheep and uses her freewill!
Always welcome!

piss up her fav lamp post let her know your name age and all that then the following day walk past n you'll have her sniff your arse as quick as you can say "pussycat" as long as your pedigree she might not be into riff raff mongrels but you never know it worked in lady and the tramp

I am a little lost here. You get a bit miffed as you did not get a reply within 2 hours to a non music post in a music forum?

I am off to waterstones to move a copy of 5 go on a shitty adventure from the kids section to the politics section, and then complain when know one buys it.

good luck with that!!