Marcus and his untruths
 

Has anyone noticed that when Marcus is telling Noirin things about what other housemates have said or think (Tom in particular), he has a strange grin on his face.

I'd like to play him at poker because I could take him for millions!! In reality, he is just soooooooo jealous of Tom.

The guy is so full os s**t and constantly contradicts himself.

He is a total Walter Mitty telling his 'stories' about his karate and how great he is. In reallity he is a phookin loser who has never pulled a bird i n his life !, he lives with his mum FFS !.

Total tosser, any one agree ?

he is a mine of unlocked potential. ponder beyond the cellophane people.

Marcus is brilliant. I love the way he analysis' everyone usually right too!

he is an absoulte twa* i really get pis*ed of listening to the guy speak and would love to have a 5 min karate fight with him. id ruin the fool

Marcus' grin is funny

Marcus defeated 100 such opponents who assumed they too would ruin him. The man survives on 1hrs sleep per night and even that sleep is carried out on a bed of nails. He's a ninja.

I mentioned in another thread, about his chasing Noirin.....before he said he was chasing her for fun and it is something to do in the house...Tonight when talking to Lisa (although I can't quite remember how he put it, but he mentioned chasing Noirin completly contradicting his previous reasons.

you should never underestimate the power of a practitioner of the marital arts.

I do! :thumbs:

The 100 Ninja Challenge that Marcus completed was on his PS3 though - by the time he'd finished the bones wee pokeing through his thumbs :laugh:

The man is a child. They all are. They're all idiots. Just like the rest of the planet, excpet me, I'm ace.

The man chat sh*t.

And he stinks.

The man is psychotic, 'I chase her for fun' like a wild beast. Noreen should stop being so flaming nice about it, she is hardly miss innocent in all this but she really needs to blow a fuse or maybe she is using us for sympathy?? She said that Sophie is all giggly when ken (ohhh no misses) was all over her and she should tell him and yet that's how she acts when she is mauled and harassed my wolverine and then giggling with tom. Emm I am in two minds about Noreen but Marcus is delusional.

he is the techhie guy from The Office - it is uncanny

He was ok at first but now ,and more so since the silent disco task with Nikki where he actualy had the look of a stalkin' pervert,i don't like him mutch ,makes good tv though .
Also I know the 80's are back but hell!!! The 80's Arnold Schwarzenegger look and thinking you look cool is a big nooooooooooooooo!!

Marcus will NEVER believe that Norin doesn't fancy him. NEVER. He's an idiot through and through.

She pities the fool.

He absolutely believes that when they are out of the house Noirin will fall for his ....erm....was going to put charms but I'm yet to find anything he says remotely charming!

He's a very strange man, with a very strange haircut.

Marcus is even more deluded than Mario from last year.Marcus lives in his little world of imagination.At least Mario was mildly funny.