Kenneth\'s hand-shaking queue
 

Who has ever been in a club trying to get past his 'ring' of bouncers because they want to 'shake his hand'???????

Who will admit to wanting to shake his hand?

Go on.. there must be someone out there... his number 1 fan???

only with a special virus or disease i could pass on!

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"Hi Kenneth... can I just shake your hand.....???" (on the way back from the leprosy clinic)...

LOL that was funny :D

the only queues will be to slap him now and the only one shaking hands with him will be himself ;) he really us unbelievable this guy :D

Does he honestly think ANYONE in the world, ever, would want to shake his sweaty hand? He is POOR! He is FAKE! He is UGLY! He wears clown shoes that really cost £2.99. Ken must go.

I don't understand why he needs a ring of security, he's not famous at all

I know lol... it's like the scene from the Naked Gun - "Please disperse... nothing to see here..."

I think a flesh eating disease would sit quite nicely, question is would karly still date him?

Damn right! Even if he was a devoured monster, as long as his bank balance was still in!

True love!

Hahah... yeah... even if he was half-devoured... she would still be all over him cos he's such a pimp-daddy mofo and she's... well... obviously a dirty ho!

LOL LOL LOL.

He defo doesn't have a ring of security. 1st he can't afford it. 2nd he doesn't need it.

If Akon comes in a club with 3 bodyguards im sure Mr Wong Tong doesnt need a full ring.

just i thought she'd need a bigger dick to satisfy her overworked hole! doubt kenneth has that... must be like a tickling for dear karly!

Mr Pete Tong.... fud extraordinaire!

His little speech in the diary room was pathetic when he was getting a ticking off from BB... David Brent mode... trying to use big words and sound like the big man - London-style - ended up looking like a muppet!

slightly strange the way BB said "BB is disappointed in you", like he has jeopardised a mission .... hmmm

he was squirming though, I wonder if BB is one of the world's most dangerous men he kept going on about?