[Boris]

An Aeroplane is in trouble, all passengers and the crew have baled out leaving only David Beckham, the Pope and a Schoolgirl with 2 parachutes between them.

David Beckham speaks first.
“I must have one” he says. “ I have a wife and young family and anyway everyone thinks I am stupid and I must have a chance to prove that I am not. Yeh , I am a great football player, but I have brains too and if I die no one will ever know that it was true.”
He goes off with a bag.

The Pope speaks next.
“ My child” he says “I am at the end of my life. I have done all that I need to do and my God is waiting for me. You are at the beginning of your life, with everything in front of you . Do not worry you must take the 2nd parachute.

“It’s all right” says the little schoolgirl. “There are 2 parachutes left. One for each of us”






Wait for it…






David Beckham took my schoolbag !!