Nnn her fighting with a shop owner over Fab lollies
"I'm telling the guy in the shop here that the Fab has gone off, because it's not red. Right, here we go *picks up fab lolly* That ones red, the other ones pink. Guarantee you the sell-by dates gone yeah"
*takes lollies to the owner*
"Look, see my point, make me right! Red. No, red *points* and that's pink *points*. Babe I'm in a rush I've gotta pick up my kebab, but I'm tellin' you that's gone off! You know I'm right, it's faded!"
"Nothing sells in this shop cos everyfink's like a joke isn't it, look at it *films the shop*. Not that it's your fault [@ the cashier] but everyfink's gone pear shaped hasn't it? When it's stale it's stale!"
I wonder if sis knows that one is normal flavour and one is birthday cake flavour
