Never been arrested, I'm a good / careful boy.
They did almost take me away from a party to hospital because I'd fallen face first out of the back door and had a blatant head injury (aged 16). My friends insisted they'd make sure I was OK so they left us to it. I woke up the next day covered in blood, vomit, and wrapped in a curtain in the corner of a bedroom with 10 other people sleeping there.
... In hindsight, the police should have taken me to the ****ing hospital and I could have died??
