Right!

We've had a full-on romance, including the odd fallout and some jealousy, the Jungle Cats vs the Harem, Sherriff Stu, Naked Lawnmowing, Jason & Vanessa getting (slightly) jiggy, Nadia's manic moments, The Wedding, Michelle vs Ahmed, Fight Night, Victor's Diary Room wisdom, Dan's wit, have I scratched the surface yet?

Obviously not enough material for a DVD. Nah, not a commercial proposition, nobody would buy it!

Or maybe it's just that Stuart, by failing to join the Foreign Legion after BB, has rather undermined the carefully edited and crafted storyline and they're too embarassed?