id like to be by a beach with high powered binoculars and a handgun and spy on dog walkers - if i spied on letting their dog sh1t without clearing it up i would march up to them and shoot one of their toes clean off.
In fact I would have a sign made
FAILURE TO CLEAN UP YOUR DOG SH1T WILL RESULT IN ONE OF YOUR TOES BEING SHOT OFF WITH A HAND GUN. NO IFS, NO BUTS.
I am pretty sure after a couple of digit executions I would have a clean beach
