Humbug Sticks - I'm going to send you and Kaz off to a destination very very far away where all the other anti-Christmas (and yes I refuse to use the C word BUT will put it in full) planners can join and celebrate together.
As for being illegal - who cares - I for one shall carry on anyway - and if I am charged (or any of my cohorts) I will arrange for a top notch barrister to represent us. At this time of the year when it is dull and miserable WE NEED something to look forwrad to. Still perhaps if we were found guilty we could have a community rehabilitation order involving making Boris's festive LOL
