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Old 04-07-2018, 01:11 PM #46
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Opposing player gently taps England player,

Commentary: "OMG Red card! He has been assaulted! Vicious! Call the police!! Abandon the game England wins by default!"


England player gets a knife from the crowd and stabs the opposing goalkeeper 5 times,

Commentary: "He tripped. Play on."
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