Poor Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted the least sexy woman alive by readers of a men's magazine.
The Sex And The City star, feted for her eclectic fashion tastes, has been deemed the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women", referencing her Sex And The City co-stars in a scathing survey by Maxim.
At least the actress (pic) is in good company - singer Amy Winehouse came in at number two and was described as having "haemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats". No mention of her soulful vocals or talented songwriting skills then.
Other victims in the top five of the magazine's vitriol are Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh, inimitable pop queen Madonna and tabloid car crash Britney Spears.