Hello Big Brother.......
"Hello splodge0, who are you nominating for eviction and why?"
"
Spencer as he gives me the creeps. I wouldn't trust him with our dogs, let alone the other housemates,
Alex as I reckon he has issues he needs to address over his hygiene phobia.
This is causing increasing conflict within the BB house."
"Thank you. You may leave the diary room."
ps. Only joking, honest.........


