Walking home from my local after being rather taken by the accoustic dude in my sunglasses singing about another bum and cock...yes, i did just wander over and place them on his schnoggle as he sang.....
But hey....i had to take a different route home tonight so shoved my dads(dead) wallet down me trunks...forgot didnt i
..just walked at least 2n a half miles..
I was loved in the pub as well...not happy.
Anyway