When someone is
"shook", that is a metaphor for having one's genitals rubbed or shaken without permission, leaving that person startled, surprised, violated and upset.
Usage: "The result of last nights show was so wrong that it left me
startled, surprised, violated and upset!"
"Spill that tea" or
"tea has been spilled" etc. refers to agreeing with something SO much that it has caused one to spontaneously ejaculate ("spill") semen ("tea") on the floor.
"He doesn't even like her, I think it's all for show"
"Yes I agree,
I agree so strongly that I have came on the floor"
This is sometimes abrieviated to simply
"tea", or in other words, "jizz".
"She's the worst."
"Yes.
*Jizz*"
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