[Cal.]

Oh and omg we had this really creepy bloke in work the other month who swore constantly and no one knew where he came from. He said he was the caretaker of a local pub which was closed and we managed to kick him out after last orders. Anyways I’m closing down by myself and my boss rushes down and says there’s a man leering about outside peering through the windows and locks the door and puts the alarm on and shuts the curtains. He disappears by the time my lift comes and we pass him hobbling down the road. Turns out this local pub was vacant awaiting new owners and doesn’t have a caretaker!