I've seen a tonne of these drunken brawls to be fair... they can be quite funny. I once saw a guy literally "rock bottom" his brother in the middle of a busy intersection as a traffic jam built up around them. Though the highlight was last winter when two guys started fighting in the slush / snow, immediately both slipped and fell to the ground, and then wriggled around on their bellies for 5 minutes like fighting worms
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