[Clootie Dumpling]

Natalie - mainly for her constant attempts to undermine Hardeep. After the snoring and character assassination jibes, she's moved on to "monopolising the kitchen".

Roxanne - for being Roxanne, or whoever she's trying to be at any given moment.

Sally - for doing the fraudulent Mystic Meg thing and her vapid and ignorant views on Scotland.

Jermaine - for blatantly ogling most of the women.

Ben - for being a total knobhead.