Nice thread idea Chewy.
I’d like to draw member's attention to the legendary comic genius that is member bonnie43uk.
Here are one or two of his posts that didn’t take too long to find as there are so many good ones.
His Pancake Thread;
pancake day!!
Whoopie!!! ... its pancake day!!!
I'm going to attempt to make my own pancakes this afternoon.
Anybody know how to make them???
I think i need eggs, milk, soy sauce, vinegar and chilli powder.
And a short while later;
this is a disaster
:mad I've just poured the batter mix into the toaster, and it's all just spilled out the bottom!!!!!!
now the toaster is smoking and there's sparks coming out of it!!!!!!!!!!
Lauren’s great reply
LOL!
Classic.
May I suggest a basic cookery lesson? Oh and also, please please don't put chilli powder, vinegar or soy sauce in your pancakes
In reply to how long BB will be broadcast
‘yes, i think Channel 4 will be still broadcasting it in the year 2050.. Davina will be in her 70's. . and Dermot will be 68. and, joy of joys, it'll be high definition holographic TV. .. Cant wait .. and, i'll be 97.’
Then came his 'Famous Last Words' Thread;
as they entered the house:
Jade: "The British public love me, now they're going to love my mum"
Teddy Sheringham to Danielle: .. "Just don't embarrass me"
Jo: .."This could really kick start my career again"
Another of his threads;
have you ever killed anyone ?
.. i have'nt. but sometimes when i'm in bed i wonder what it would be like to kill the bloke over the road at No 29 .. he looks at me as if he wants to kill me. I'm wondering whether i should pre-empt him, and kill him first, before he can get me.
The American government did this in Iraq .. and got away with it .. they convinced the world that Iraq was about to attack the West, so they got in first, and whacked them.
And a couple of his quick jokes;
‘I went to the doctors last week, and told him i thought i was a pair of curtains.’
..He said "Pull yourself together"!!!
And on the death of Gian Carl Menotti
‘95 is a good innings. .. 5 short of his century.
he takes after Mike Gatting. (England Cricketer)
rip.’
For anyone who may not be familiar with Tibb member Edwin
He is a prolific debater who will occasionally appear from out of the blue. Whether one chooses to agree or not there is no denying his appetite and commitment to debate. Lol He made a long overdue appearance with a huge reply on a racism thread
And bonnie43uk posted this;
Edwin
This has all been orchestrated to get you to comment on it... and you've fallen into the trap!!
Welcome back dude!!
now what’s your take on the whole Leo walk out
I salute you bonnie43uk for so many of your highly entertaining posts.