Forget the Strictly Come Dancing vs X Factor ratings battle – for us, the real quandary is whether we’d rather have a night of passion with Gethin Jones or lovely Andy from The X Factor. But now, suddenly, things have become a lot clearer – look at the state of Andy here! We blame Sun-In for making Andy look like that fairground oik you accidentally snogged when he let you onto the waltzers for free in 1994. The puppy-dog eyes were there, but here he looks like way more of a growly mongrel than the perfect pedigree pooch we fall in love with every Saturday.