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Today, Scientist Shoes, lecturer at the school of insanity, revealed that he and his team of scientists have found a correlation between coursework and insanity.

They say that students that undergo a large amount of coursework, at any one period, have chances of going insane. The experinent also found that coursework envolving maths, almost triples the rate of going insane.

This is made up by the way....