I was on hold for ages, then sneezed really loudly just as they answered
"Hello how can I hel.."
"BAAACHHHAAAOOOOOOO"
"AHH! Hello???"
"Hahahaha..."
"H... hello? How can I help??"
"Sorreh" *hangs up*
I couldn't compose myself and now I don't want to call back

. There's some poor confused soul out there with no idea what has just happened...