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Split my head open after running about the house like an idiot and hitting a plug socket head first, plug socket actually split too from the force I hit it with. LOADS of blood, stitches and a black eye. Age 3-ish?

Smashed my head on the metal bar on the back of a tram seat in Blackpool on holiday when the tram braked suddenly. Another black eye!

Sprained my ankle running for the dinner bell in junior school by slipping on an icy puddle.

Sprained my wrist and almost broke my hand after a lad in school tripped me over, I turned around and gave him a nose bleed oops. Didn't get in trouble though as a teacher saw the whole thing and said I acted fairly so.

Finally, two years ago walking home from the pub I slipped on some mud and broke my foot, sprained my ankle as far as it would bend before it would have snapped and damaged my tendons and ligaments in my ankle. Absolute agony and 8 weeks in a fracture boot and crutches. I also found out that the "sprain" I had above on the school yard was actually a break and I was misdiagnosed, awkward.