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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Can you imagine having a girl back, nice meal, bottle of wine, bit of jazz fm and some first base stuff, she says she can stay over and goes to freshen up


meanwhile you run upstairs, change into your postman pat jim jams from 1995 and lie back on the sofa with your belly hanging out and the perished crotch allowing your testicles to slide out like a burst cushion